validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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If your girlfriend doesn’t ask you what color she should get her nails, you don’t matter…

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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How mom reacts when it starts to rain

infinite-night-in-winter:

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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looooool

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